A series of public displays of defection

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bleinandrsons:

au where people want to date me　

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klisses-and-klex:

xcaellachx:

This is in response to the following message I received recently:

WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

PSA: This is a Tyler Oakley Appreciation Blog.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS OMG I FUCKING LOVE THIS BOY

(Source: tyleroakley)

(Source: lexidurante96)

(We're getting our own place)

Boyfriend's mom: Aw, I can't believe it's time for you to move out. I know it has to happen at some point but so soon.. I remember just letting go of your hand to let you cross the street on your own .... and now we'll be seeing so little of you..

My mom: Get out already. Go. Get married and give me all the grandchildren.

modmad: thebohemians-rpsody: Dublin You see, this is what I love about Ireland. Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?” No. That is not the right way to do things. The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”

modmad:

thebohemians-rpsody:

Dublin

You see, this is what I love about Ireland.

Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”

No. That is not the right way to do things.

The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”

me while walking: i am a pedestrian thats right let me take my sweet ass time crossing the street

me while driving: move or i will hit you

jurisfiction: queermobile: funkysafari: You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told. But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt. Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x] WOW GREAT NEWS #THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN  #LIL BOOTS  #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS  #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL  #ANIMAL FRIENDS  

jurisfiction:

queermobile:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

WOW GREAT NEWS

#THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN  #LIL BOOTS  #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS  #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL  #ANIMAL FRIENDS  

turingtester: tlyudacris: kcjo: Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence.

turingtester:

tlyudacris:

kcjo:

Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence.

(Source: themeaningofthemorning)

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….